Omi's got 99 problems, but alcohol ain't one.

(I got express permission to put this up on the forums from Omi! Figured it'd be worth some laughs.)

ENJOY!

Well, as I was getting ready for work yesterday I get a text from Omi - I'm like "oh boy, a text from Omi!"

You can imagine my surprise when the text says: "Aeyo im an ahoole"

Me: "What? lol"
Me: "Are you drunk? XD"

Omi: "Ldol yebl"
Me: "Ahh so the party was tonight XD hahah"
Omi: "Lol a ye jack ds lol"
Me: "You're terrible at drunk texting lol"
Omi: "Lol i knx aut its fun dudb i thidnk ne head goin g to kill 2m m orow"
Me: "Sadly I understood that... The fuck've you been drinking?"
Omi: "Lucw z aglovt itrs free"
Me: "Didn't understand that at all. Vodka? Tequilla? Whiskey? Cmon. Just gimme a letter, you can do it!"
Omi: "Wisky"
Me: "Free whiskey? Damn... I like o.o"
Omi: "Zes its good"
Me: "So what are your thoughts on space? Aliens?"
Omi: "Dude thfy awesome"
Me: "Billy...Do ya like baseball?"
Omi: "Woo basebowww"
Me: "Hahah this is priceless."
Omi: "No u ldol in thebar atm"
Me: "You're lolling at the bar atm?"
Omi: "Lol even dancing"
Me: "Nice. Pulling some sweet moves over there? :O"
Omi: "I hope"

At this point I get to work so I couldn't check my phone, plus it died so I didn't get anything else out of him. Hope you enjoyed it! ;D

kill me now.

From embarrassment or hangover? XD

wooo basebowwwwww!

That's hilarious XD

You were dancing and I missed it? Such a shame...

Yeah I felt we all died a little inside when we missed this whole thing..OMI GET YOURSELF TO AMERICA.

i'm so dreading work on friday

Was anyone else drinking as much as you or were you jus' makin' a fool of yourself?

everyone was pretty drunk. but you know me, i have to outdo the stupid

By getting drunk stupid? :P

I'm kinda glad I still have my wits even if I get crazy drunk. Even drinking a ton of everclear and getting minor alcohol poisoning, I'll remember everything and be perfectly fine in the morning. XD Lucky me!

I'm like that too. I remember everything XD Gah, Everclear is seriously the worst though even if it does the job perfectly :X. The only time it's good is dousing it in Hawaiian Punch. And LOTS of it. Or Perhaps Sunny D - I haven't tried it with Everclear but it drowns out the taste of other vodkas.

oh i remember everything, i just wish i didnt, alough i spent all of sunday in a dark room.

Yeah I remember you slept all day lol you were like "I gotta go for a bit" and you were just gone until monday morning xD